This site does not contain content which might present a conflict of interest. In fact this site doesnít contain content of any interest. Itís mostly just hyperbolic crap.

This website is produced and designed by Hijinx. That would be me, the goofy magician guy who blows up balloon animals for a living. It was either that or go back to midget tossing, a career I was forced to abandon when I reached puberty. Banished from my tiny house in Coney Islandís Midget City I quickly turned to a life of turning tricks.

More Disclosure:

I do not use peanut oil in my act. What I do with peanut oil in my free time is nobodyís business.

I do not wear a big plastic red nose in my show. My big bright red nose is all natural. Itís called being Irish.

Soon after I went into show business, I was in big demand in Las Vegas, Hollywood and New York as the result of numerous unpaid parking tickets.

This website does not accept any forms of cash advertising, sponsorship, paid insertions or other forms of compensation, but I do. Take that FTC.

Too Much Disclosure:

I think people who spend their time reading disclosure statements are kind of strange.

Magician David Blaine said that I was most likely to follow in the footsteps of The Great Houdini, in that I was likely to die from peritonitis after being punched in the stomach.
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